On these kinda full-circle days, I think it's nice to reflect on what you've learned up til now. Here are some things I've sort-of learned, or more or less just have on my mind today.............
My brother in law needed to leave work early the other day to pick up a friend from the airport. He told them that he was getting acupuncture in Yonkers. "Yonkers?", they asked, seated in the FiDi, "Isn't that a bit far to go for acupuncture?" "Ah yea, but it's a special procedure. You see, they insert the needles into the tip of your penis." No further questions.
Outrageous lies are often more believable than the boring, inconvenient truth. Tell them when you'll get a laugh, it doesn't hurt anyone, and you can afford it.
These are the kind of people I am grateful for in my life. If only for the outrageous form of inspiration. But, really, for so much more...
When it comes to making yourself happy, do the do (dew).
Get over yourself and get into yourself
"An idea without a price tag has no meaning"
Knowing what you want, priceless. Getting it, will cost you (tax you).
Reinventing the wheel. Discuss.
It's gray and raining. And it's quite perfect. Silencing. To me it sounds like soft applause for my quiet entry into this world. Apparently I wasn't crying out of the womb. Ha. Typical. Quiet at first and then I get cozy.........
Time and time again it proves itself to me: We only regret those things we did not do. And the more seconds you spend on that equals more regret. Let it go and paint that shit gold. Ah I know, it's hard, it's hard. It's ok, one day you'll be dead. See? Isn't that better?...
This one time, I was hysterically crying, right. And in the middle of it, I paused and said, "Damn this feels amazing."
Late for a conf. call. PER USUAL.
Ah, good, waiting for others to join....
Failing to plan... In some cases, could go REALLY well, actually. But you have to be 100% committed. Either way you go, go into it all the way. Because if you start scrambling 1/2-ass planning in the middle of the game, you're blocking the waves of spontaneity which will otherwise carry you through marvelously.
If you have a gut, go with it. Otherwise, go to the gym and get some endorphins going which will support the gut you're not going with while also getting you in tip top shape.
Other important birthdays:
I mean, what an honor.
(Note the sizurp)
"Over it"
I'm sorry, what?
It's a little known fact but, there was, in actuality, a cupcake to where his finger is pointing.
The artist failed to render the cupcake because he was just using it to garner the reaction,
"Are you going to eat that?", a question commonly asked by those born on this date.
So there you have it, ladies and gents.
Off to werk...
Much love,
Moi
P/S Can someone please explain the 'fusion'? Lost in translation.
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